Kickstart the best years of his life with this Personalized "Retirement Schedule" Charcuterie Board Set.
After years of the 9-to-5 grind, it’s time to focus on what really matters: Coffee, Cooking, and Cocktails. This custom-engraved bamboo set is the perfect funny-yet-functional tribute to his well-earned freedom. Whether he’s hosting a retirement party or enjoying a quiet Tuesday afternoon (because he can!), this board serves as a daily reminder that he is officially off the clock.
Choose Your Perfect Set:
Cheese Board Set: The engraved bamboo board (15.75" x 7.75") featuring a hidden slide-out drawer with 4 stainless steel cheese knives.
Coaster Set: A charming set of bamboo coasters with a matching holder to protect his new "office" (the coffee table).
Combo Set (Best Value): The ultimate retirement starter pack! Includes both the Cheese Board Set AND the Coaster Set.
Why He Will Love It:
The "New Routine": The humorous design highlights his new priorities (Coffee, Cooking, Cocktails, Repeat), personalized with his name (e.g., "Tony's Retirement Schedule").
Hidden Storage: The clever slide-out drawer keeps serving tools organized and ready for impromptu happy hours.
Sustainable Luxury: Crafted from premium, eco-friendly bamboo that is naturally durable, knife-friendly, and looks great on any counter.
Product Details:
Material: 100% Sustainable Bamboo.
Care: Hand wash only and treat occasionally with mineral oil to keep it looking new.
Dimensions: 15.75" x 7.75" (Board).
How to Order:
Select your Set Option (Board, Coasters, or Combo).
Enter the Name you want engraved in the personalization box.
Want to change the schedule? (e.g., swap "Cooking" for "Golf" or "Fishing")? Just let us know in the notes!
Ready to help him celebrate? Click “Add to Cart” now to create a gift as memorable as his career!